Monday, June 14, 2010

hey world.
i was just kind of wondering like,
at what point in a relationship does someone stop being referred to as their name and just being referred to as "my boyfriend"? is there a specific time. like ooh, 3 months in, TIME TO LOSE IDENTITY. bernard? who is this bernard fellow your talking about? oh, YOU MEAN MAAA BOOYYYYYFWEENNDD. yeah, HE HAWT. i'm in a relationship. with my latte. i still refer to my lover as my latte. i'm not going to run around renaming him as my cutesie wutsie boyf. yeah. people make me vomit. all the time. lucky i eat a lot or my stomach lining would be fuuuuuuccckkkeedd.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

i have a job interview today. and everytime i have one of these i remember that i don't buy nice clothes.
my wardbrobe consists of jeans and bright coloured tee shirts and apparently, that is not proper attire.
i realise that how you dress reflects alot of who you are, but you know what?
i'ma charm the fuck out of you anyway, regardless of if i'm in a tie dye or a high waisted skirt.